Short jokes
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
No scope, bitch!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.