Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?