What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Short Jokes
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
