Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣