A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
Super Glue Mishap
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, the mom is yelling about the sister being quiet, right? But then she drops the bomb about the super glue on the kid's you-know-what. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda messed up, just like your search history. I know you have a lot of free time to do dumb things, which makes this funny for you.
Anonymous
That’s not superglue mother