What do you get when you eat a hamburger šš? Mustard gas.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? "Here's the beef of the week!"
Skedaddle skedoodle, imma go beat my noodle.
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Oh sans, ur such a bone - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL
what is beethovens favorie fruit
bana na na
I like my women like my family, theyāre related
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Money means nothing to me ask me for it you will get nothing
We have some leak in the fridge, I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
Why canāt you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
I didnāt like my beard at first. then it grew on me
Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? - a Yamahahahaha
Cereal.
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
are you a mirror,because i see myself in you
why don't ants get sick
because they have antybodies
