Short jokes
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
I get more care packages than Africa.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.