What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
What's the most between my uncle and ance? My ance waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
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Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
I did phone sex but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the chargin cored
How do you spell racecar backwards? racecar How do you spell racecar sideways? Paul Walkers death.
i have a vest. if i cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down
when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.