Short jokes
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.