Short jokes
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!