Zone jokes
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.