Zone jokes

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

How do pedophiles follow the law?

They drive it slow in the school zone.

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"