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Zone Jokes

My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!

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when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"

I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.