When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say "OH! That wasn't an dog."
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
What’s one good thing about child Molesters? They drive slow in a school zone
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
I give props to pedophiles
they always go slow in the school zones
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
