Zone

Zone Jokes

Priest

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Speed Bump

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

Time Zone

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Child

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

Ejaculation

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

Kebab

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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  • Neighborhood

    I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

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