Hand Sanitizer Effectiveness

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about hand sanitizer, which brags about killing 99.9% of germs. So, the joke asks if drinking it would kill 99.9% of *you*. Get it? You probably still won't, because you are dumb.

Comments (5)

wait that actually makes sense because the human body produces bacteria