If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about hand sanitizer, which brags about killing 99.9% of germs. So, the joke asks if drinking it would kill 99.9% of *you*. Get it? You probably still won't, because you are dumb.
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wait that actually makes sense because the human body produces bacteria
Cosmologistinterntobe
no
Cosmologistinterntobe
bacteria makes bacteria.
Cosmologistinterntobe
humans are just where the bacteria produce themselves
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