Chinese Names

How do Chinese people name their children?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" ain't rocket science, but here's the lowdown. The joke is playing on the racist stereotype that all Chinese names sound like "Ching Chong Chang." See, you probably think that all people of one race are the same, that makes you not too bright.