Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Michael Jackson's Gloves
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dingus! The joke is that Michael Jackson wore gloves for religious reasons but really, he was just beating his meat. You probably thought he was just dancing good, huh? Some people just have to ask Explain bear, don't they?
Mjfan
F### you