Short jokes
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
I get more care packages than Africa.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.