I hate life, and I'm gay.
Short Jokes
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
I like zebras.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
