Short jokes

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

Why can’t Hitler do track?

He can’t even finish a race.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."

I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.

Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

Which one fell first?

The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.