Short jokes
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.