Short jokes
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese