Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"