Short jokes
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.