Short jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
Medusa makes men hard.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!