Short jokes
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What hangs low?
Balls.
#takemebacksophie
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.