They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
Short Jokes
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
