The Orphan Kicker

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it's dark. The orphan can't tell their parents that you kicked them because they don't have any parents, you simpleton. It's like, a double whammy of sadness and bad behavior, which is kinda funny in a messed-up way. People like you wouldn't get it since you have a mom. She dresses you funny.