What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Short Jokes
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
