Alicia's Car Accident

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. This joke is dark. Alicia got so drunk that she crashed her car and splattered herself "all over the road." Get it? It's funny because she died. Now go back to drooling.

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