Short jokes
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"