What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Short Jokes
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Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
