Short jokes
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.