Short jokes
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"