What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Short Jokes
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
