Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Short Jokes
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I'm illegal.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
I love gay people. UwU
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
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