Short jokes
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.