Short jokes
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
It's not incest if you're adopted.