Short jokes
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
(6x9)+6+9=69
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.