Short jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.