Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Norris Versus Lee: The Ultimate Fight Paradox Paradoxe
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. You think Chuck Norris is all that, right? This joke is saying even though Chuck Norris is super powerful, like throwing planets powerful, Bruce Lee would still kick his butt in a fight. It's funny because it's unexpected. Got it?