Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Short Jokes
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Joke.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
