Short jokes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.