Short jokes
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Ironic that this page is dead.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.