Short jokes
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.