Short jokes
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.