Short jokes

Short jokes

Coward

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Wrist

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

Condom

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.

Book

Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!

Democrat

Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!

Pi

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Life

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Soap

I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!

Kid

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down, sport!

Shooter

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

Baby

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

Rock

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Partner

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Bone

Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.

Insult

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.