Short jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.