Short jokes
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
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What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
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What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.