Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Short Jokes
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
