Short jokes
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!