Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Amoeba Split
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is a pun. "Split" can mean to leave, but amoebas literally split in half to reproduce. It's funny because it implies the person should leave like an amoeba divides. You probably think that's how babies are made. I've seen smarter rocks than you.