Short jokes
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!