Short jokes
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.