Short jokes
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!