Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
AUG-ust
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is funny because the quiet kid says "AUG-ust" which sounds like "August," but it's also a super sneaky way of referencing the weapons used in mass shootings. When the kid says "AUG," everyone gets worried. The teacher clearly has more sense than you.