Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Short Jokes
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
