Short jokes
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Hey ummm help!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Hi Ethan!
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