Short jokes
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.