Final Countdown

Alright, listen up, chucklehead! So, you got this kid, right? He's packing some serious heat – 15 nukes and a shotgun. Now, "The Final Countdown" is a song, but it's also a play on words because this kid is basically the final countdown... to something really, really bad! Get it? You probably don't since you are not too smart. Bet you still use training wheels!