Short jokes
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
You really put the R in special.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"