Short jokes
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
RIP Harambe.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
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