Jo Mama jokes

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.