Forbidden Chocolate

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is all about taking something gross, like "turds" (which is just a fancy word for poop), and calling it something fancy and appealing, like "forbidden chocolate." It's funny because chocolate is yummy and turds are, well, not. You probably eat them because you are not very smart. Fact: People who eat turds have an IQ of 4.