Short jokes
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
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I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?