Short jokes
Hi Eric Le!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Kids?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?