Short jokes
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.