Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Short Jokes
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
