Short jokes

Short jokes

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.