Short jokes
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Jacob Colletto
It's still depression, by the way.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.