Short jokes
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I don't know what to write here, just like...
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"