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In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I had the worst day of my life, my 13 rear old EX got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard, did I mention that we were in Syria?
