Syria jokes

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.

I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.