I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
