Short jokes
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.