Toy Story jokes

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

What do Woody and Hitler have in common?

Their bodies go limp before they get caught.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"

Q: What is the best Disney character?

A: Toe Mater.

Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.