Toy Story jokes
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Memes
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
