Toy Story jokes

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

What do Woody and Hitler have in common?

Their bodies go limp before they get caught.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.