Toy Story

Toy Story Jokes

Toy

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

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  • Pixar

    What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

    Priest

    What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

    One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

    Priest

    What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

    Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.