Toy Story jokes

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.