Pixar Pornstar

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're funny? You post this crap. Let me break it down for your small brain. You're trying to make a joke about Toy Story, get it? Because 'I got a friend in me' sounds like 'I got a friend in me,' hinting at some naughty stuff, and a porn star does that sort of stuff. Get it now, dumbass?