Short jokes
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?