Dahmer jokes
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.