Dahmer jokes
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!