Dahmer Jokes

Word

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

"This isn't ketchup."

Cannibal

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

Word

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup.

Priest

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

Company

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

Song

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?

"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."

People

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?

He does not like roasted vegetables.

Kid

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Jeffrey Dahmer

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."