Short jokes
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!