Short jokes
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Roddy Rick Dalby
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?