Short jokes
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
"Nihha scarborough face."
Jackhammer McQueerson
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Yo mamma sucks!
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .