Short jokes
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Who left him hanging?
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.