Short jokes
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.