Short jokes
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.