Short jokes
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.