Short jokes
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.