Short jokes

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

They are hairy.

When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Levi

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.