Short jokes
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why couldnβt people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What age is served for breakfast?
That one depressed friend.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
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Spread the cat gun.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.