Short jokes
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What do you call Panera bread when itβs on top of someone?
Panera head.
A special quote: βI was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!β
A special quote: βNo, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!β
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
εζ§ζηθ₯θ΄ (translate it)
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What were the webs?
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.