Smoking Dick Solution

Alright listen up, genius. So, like, someone's junk is smokin', right? Instead of, I dunno, seein' a doctor or callin' a fire squad, the joke says to have their MOM give it a lick. Why? 'Cause it's messed up and nothin's funnier than weirdin' you out. I'm a bear. I eat fish and you eat glue. Got it?