Short jokes
What kind of band never plays music?
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
"Lune, it’s me."
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.