Short jokes
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.