I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Tea Preference
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Explanation
The joke plays on the listener's expectation of a common preference for tea, then subverts it with a dark comparison, implying a disturbing preference for people in a similar state.
thelittletimmy
I like my acid the way I like my coffee...
thelittletimmy
so hot it burns through my skin
Anonymous
You ruined the joke
Anonymous
Ashlol I mean
Haven
Like green tea