Short jokes
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?