Short jokes
Ichigo solos.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Your hairline is built like a license plate.