Short jokes
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Jas.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.